They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Drummers.
Adidos!
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
Memory loss.