How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.