How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes