How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."