Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray