Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.