Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.