He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
6:30...
A horse.
A double-vowel shotgun.
Because Opey never delivered.
He was caught rustling.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Danke
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
because there was no jack.
Well that got a load off my mind.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
His hand caught fire.
Both want to be real boys