He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Elf and safety
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
A firecracker
It became entally handicapped
A baegull.
Beer in each hand!
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Because he was bean stalked.....
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
He nose what he's doing
when his hand caught fire!!
