Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!