It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
The incredible Sulk.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Through sine language.
Rubio on rails