What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Mean.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

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