What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !