What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !