How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25