How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it