How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk