How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)