How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!