How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.