When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.