When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!