When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.