What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)