What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA