Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.