Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.