Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.