What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!