What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.