What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"