Canary Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.