What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !