What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.