What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !