What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.