What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What should you do with your sick pig?

make it into cured bacon