When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."