When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.