When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH