Why does fluoride cause apathy?

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine