Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.