Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.