Cause he's a dog.
A croaker spaniel !
When it's raining cats and dogs !
To bask in social approval.
Dead by the side of the road..."
A wake-up call!
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.