Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.