Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire