Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive