Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.