What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee