What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.