What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.