What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's