A plain bagel.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Rolls-Royce.
Plymouth Rock
Elon Musk
Sneakers.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
A hot dog
A Cadillac.
An obliga-tree.
A Dead End.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Dad jokes.
Decom-pose.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Toilet trees.
culosis.
Refractions
Tenants.
Hose.
A sturgeon.
They're huge metal fans.
Carry OK
Shoepremacy.
Weeding
Battered shrimp.
A shotgun mic!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Astro-knots.
Shartonnay
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A mushroom.
Denim Denim. Denim
an ill eagle
Edam.
A dogwood
PokMongoDB
Mosqui-toes
rated movies.
An Ex-Man.
The Moo York Times
Euca-lipton
FINNISH HYMN!
A toy-
It's a beta blocker
Cottage cheese.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A spaniel.
A swallow
A palm tree
A Christler.
An acrobat.
Steppenwolf
Pro-state cancer.
A Toy-Yoda
Nun
Make it Tso's Number One."
Crossfit
The Spanish Inquisition.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Fruit of the tomb
One that gets you an oscar
A degree in law.
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because they use extra hops
17/38
In-ya-window
A Dell.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
A Li-ion battery.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Hypertrophy!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Natalie Wood.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Neck-romance-y.
A Biplane.
Rib-bed
Mascarpone
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Denim, denim, denim.
Two plains.
Arrr'n'B
Cashews.
Medium Pizzas
sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
Pop music.
An Oncologist
None because they go barefoot.
A La-Barad-dr
Mabul cake.
A Dell
2 Na!
2 na
A GHETTOrade
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Spring water
French press
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
He lost his porpoise in life.
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
My car can make it to 50.
Cattleacs
A crustacean :D :D
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
To find Pluto.
A: Because Donald ducked.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
WASWAS.
Two, and often from the same person.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
