Ollamacare
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
A gras shopper.
A pig up truck
Super Bait
A glowberman pinscher!
A high rise
A paper jam.
Rubbit, rubbit.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Cauliflowers!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
Funicula
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Eski-moos!
Pilates
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.
Net profits !
A clockshund!
Poll dancing!
Shelfies.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Sneakers
A little plaque.
A plain bagel.
A stega-snore-us.
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
MOODOO.
Nep-tunes.
Boo jeans.
A palm tree!
Heavy metal.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
A pearrot
Whoa did you hear that?
Raisin Bran.
Through the Hodor!
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
That's a Moray.
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Two, and often from the same person.
League of Leg ends.
Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
a plain bagel.
