Pedants !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
A Hyundai.
Just look at that bird!
A Bronte-saurus.
Humiditea.
Always.
2 Na
Olive them
Pilot whales!
A Dell
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A symphony
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
A dogwood!!
Swish cheese.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Hop rods.
A: Key limes.
Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is
Pulp Fiction
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
Triggernometry
Barq's Root Beer.
Squawky-talkies!
A: Rep Tiles
Fang mail.
Raggaeneration.
A zoo-t suit!
A crayant !
Cottontales
Diddly-squats.
Firewood.
1%
a manual.
A fjord
Baby cedar
A roundhouse.
All of them"
A dictatorship. *sobs*
A Bay-gull
boo bees
A dumbbell.
A pocket watch.
A Columbus.
A seahorse !
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
A Dell.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
A salt rifle.
Diddly-squats
Vel-crows
A: A buzzness suit!
Boo Jeans
Amputee
Diddily-squats.
A property
An account*ant*.
A wet one.
Quantum Mechanics.
A: A counter spy.
PokeMongoDB
Wind O's
An AT-STD.
dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
A shooting star!
Engineers
A blinkin' light
A bud hound !
A skeleton key.
Quack.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A: A-cue-stick.
White Infidel.
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
Pecan, typically.
A saxophone.
BOOgatti!
A shih tzu
Coffin medicine.
Shellfies
A: An oinkjet.
Clogs.
Loafers.
Pig's tie !
Wavy !
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
Birds of Pray
LemonAIDS
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
The snort quack.
A Sandy Hook.
Rub-a-dubstep!
Fang letters !
scubGodivas.
Non-prophet.
A: Capital letters.
Any kind of moosic you like !
A swallow.
Mash-scara!
They just .
A pirate.
Wizz Air
A cruise
I am saury.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
A: Because it had no guts.
It was udder destruction.
To render the buildings on the other side
Ali
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Two, and often from the same person.
to the other side.
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
Hangman and lacrosse