What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.