What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya