What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops