Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty