Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.