Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."