How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.