How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*