How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad