How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.