How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.