Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!