Baking Bad
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The toothfairy.
A centipede on meth.
He was out of meth.
Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
Geek Squad
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Because he was hung like this
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
A running play - Obviously...
It's a beta blocker
by the instagram.
None, they were all minerals.
They were meth-od acting.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Speed is relative, officer."
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Because they switched to Comcast.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Methed up
That's methed-up!
