Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Because nobody likes his company!

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A walkie talkie!

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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He caught her in a 4-way

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Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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You only need one nail to hold up a picture.