Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.