Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.