Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.