Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.