What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.