What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names