Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Hamburger!
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Names.