What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names