What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch