What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.