What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Because Jesus saves.

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The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.