What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business