Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.