Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!