What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.