How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.