How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.