How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.