How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.