How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.