How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.