How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!