How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.