Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Knotty Pines.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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They were too GUI.

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Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

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Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Noe(L)...no "L"

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25 to Life.

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.