He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Cancer.
There's Noel.
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
They pump kin.
Because he couldn't commit.
None, that's a hardware issue.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright