He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
It's Christmas, Eve!
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
A: Dead.
Because he couldn't commit.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
There's a little nip in the air.
Because it is only 2/5 solution.
25 letters after a, brah.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.