What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.