What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.