What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.