What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".