What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.