What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.