What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.