What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator