What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"