What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.