What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."