Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.