Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"