Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."