Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.