Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.