Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.