Because she had no arms
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
A: Fell through the cracks.
Because he cauterize.
Everywhere.
The pope died a virgin
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
A Merangue-utang :-D
