Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.