Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.