Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.