Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!