Silk Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Retirement Home Jokes More Retirement Home Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage