Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Fell through the cracks.
A guide to aging.
Because they're both cracked!
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Leaf me alone.
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Because he was always pinching things.
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
An autumn-mobile.
Rustle
Rustled Crow
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
Fruit of the womb.