Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
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A: Fell through the cracks.
Geometry.
Public transportation.
Crack it before they hack it.
Because they're both cracked!
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
tppppthh...."spit sound"
