Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.