Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.