Cause one had a dream, and he died.
I'm putin' that guy to sleep
A stega-snore-us.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
Cancer got Jobs
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
