What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

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