What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.