What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.