What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.