What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.