What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.