Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.