Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What part of the road is always crying?

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.