Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.