Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry