Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats a frogs favourite game ?

It's croak-et !

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them