Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!