Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.