Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.